My Brother is a Pig! oink oink

My Brother Zachary is the most annoying brother in the universe. He east to much and everywhere he walks he makes a mess. And I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP. He makes excuses saying that he cant clean up casue it is to hot out or my hand hurts. Yea right. He cant do something simple like clean up after himself. He cant keep a room clean for 5 minutes. I am serious. He doesnt know how to eat real food so he eats garbage like potato chips and peanut butter sandwhiches. He is gaining way to much weight. He doesnt know how to ride a bike, swim, clean up, eat whats for dinner, cant put a seatbelt on, tattle tales, scardy cat. he has to follow me everywhere and listen to my phone calls or when i have friends over. He is the most annoying brother anyone can ever ask for. And people say hes cute and i wish i had him as a brother. They dont know what they are saying. BROTHER FOR SALE!!!! ONLY 50 CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!